Words and Pictures

Reading the following panels activated my smile muscles.



You may recognize the two main characters from their previous roles as the bathroom gender icons. If you liked them before, you will love them now. Enjoy these "words and pictures combined to mirthful effect."



Check out more of the originally titled "Comic Strip."

Temporary Anesthetics

I think that most of you are already familiar with the animated short Rejected by Don Herzfeldt. For those who are not you can check out Rejected here, but heed this warning: the film contains scenes with massive blood loss and excessive use of the word anus.



Now that you're all caught up, take a gander at his equally hillarious online comic strip Temporary Anesthetics.

We are Zogg.

"In a Beautiful Mind moment of schizophrenic clarity I saw the book for what it was: not a gentle introduction to life's most profound curiosity, but a primer for the parasitic offspring of an invisible invasion!"

Zogg secrets revealed!!!

Discover the awful truth for yourself by reading this translated version of "My Little Golden Book About God". Perhaps with a better understanding of what this "cuddly menace" intend to do to our planet, we may discover an opportunity to thwart them.


Senior Citizens deserve better than to be enslaved to the Zogg!

So prepare thyself and seek out the truth about Zogg.

Cat Stats

For those of you who don't know me, I live in a residence that contains two felines. In an effort to allow you to become unnecessarily familiar with them, you can now check out their statistics.

This is Maggie and Odo... and these are their Cat Stats.

McDonald's Update!!!

Update to previous article Outrage Under the Golden Arches.

Today I enjoyed a Number 2 meal at a McDonald's across town. THE NUMBER 2 LIVES!!! I do have to drive downtown to get it, but hooray for the two cheesburger meal and hooray me!


Thank you Ronald.
No hard feelings, okay?

Outrage Under the Golden Arches

I am FLABERGASTED!!! That's right, FLABERGASTED!!!

Ronald McDonald is a fiend, and he is not to be trusted. He is a thief; a no good sneaky thief. He has stolen something very precious to me, and no, I am not talking about my former waifish figure.



On a recent journey to my local McDonald's, I was shocked and appalled at a vicious menu change made to the value meal lineup. There is no more number 2. Now before anybody starts making doodie jokes (tee-hee, I said doodie), the number 2 on the value meal contained two cheeseburgers, a medium fry, and a medium beverage. It was the one meal I enjoyed at McDonald's, and now it is gone...GONE!

Now the quarter-pounder meal occupies the space where my beloved two cheeseburger meal once resided. The QP was promoted from number 3, and it's big brother the double-quarter-pounder is now in it's former residence.

I don't know why they did this, but they could have at least given the elegant number 2 meal the proper respect, and retired it's number. Seriously, I want to see an 'In Memory of..." place holder for the two cheeseburger meal.

Perhaps I am over-reacting. I mean, it seems harsh to refer to Ronald as a thief. Besides, it was most likely that shifty-eyed, Hamburgler bastard.

Cheese Flavored Fun.

Do you remember Combos? You know, the snack that appears to be for dogs but is consumed by people. I was at school today waiting in line to purchase a jug of Mountain Dew (the preferred beverage of Jeffrey's who want to stay awake during lengthily lectures), when suddenly there I was face-to-face with the a snack I had not sampled in ten years; Combos.

You may be wondering; "What exactly is a Combo?" Well I'll tell you. A combo is a Tube-shaped cracker or pretzel that is "filled with a delicious cheese-flavored filling." Oh yes, it is as glorious as it sounds.

Don't be afraid to try this mystery snack. If my endorsement is not enough, the back of the package states;

"The official Cheese-Filled snack of NASCAR."

If NASCAR has claimed Combos as their cheese-filled snack of choice, shouldn't you? Shouldn't you?

If you can name a better mystery-filled snack please do so in the comments section.

When crossovers go wrong.

Crossover Comic books are not uncommon. DC Comics and Marvel have had many crossover plots that utilize their biggest stars such as "Spider-man Vs. Superman." Often these comics are not overly interesting and do not merit discussions, but I think I have found one that deserves some attention...

The Punisher vs. Archie

I assume most everyone is familiar with the Archie Comics. If you have ever waited in line at a super market with your mom or dad, chances are an Archie Digest was at eye level. However, you may not be familiar with The Punisher, but I am sure you can guess the type of comic it is by its title. The Punisher is a comic book series about a guy who punishes criminals by violently killing them.

So with out further delay, here are a few of the panels from The Punisher vs. Archie

Is the Punisher here to kill the Archie gang?


Or is the Punisher here to protect?


If you said protect, and by protect you meant that the Punisher mentally scars the kids for life by gunning down all the bad guys in a ruthless, bloody, rampage during the kids high school dance...
YOU WERE RIGHT!!!